A warning to all future and upcoming monster hunters: if you go to Puerto Rico in search of blood-sucking vampires, and you drink far too much Tequila on a stomach earlier ravaged by Tuna-induced food-poisoning (ask Paul Kimball...) this can be the shocking result...
She wasn't a bad kisser though...
And, no: we don't keep in touch! This really was a case of love 'em and leave 'em!
To think, that somewhere deep in the Puerto Rican jungle, there's this little green bald boy called Nicolás who is always asking about the father he never met :P
ReplyDeleteDon't say that - I'll have to pay child support! LOL
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