If you're thinking of heading to Puerto Rico to seek out the deadly, vampire-like Chupacabra, it's always best to go fully prepared - as Jon Downes and I certainly did in the summer of 2004.
As this photo shows, I decided to firmly tone-up my six-pack, while Jon indulged in a few new items of clothing. And, as you'll see, so delighted was the Chupacabra by our new appearances, it even posed for a photo with us!
Sadly, things were inevitably not destined to last - my six-pack very soon gave way to a far better form of six-pack (one consisting solely of cold beer, of course!), while Jon traded in his bikini for a cool "Our Man in Havana" look.
The Chupacabra, not happy at all by the change, headed off to the El Yunque rain-forest and drowned its sorrows in a pint of goat's blood.
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